This quote from ‘The Quotable Stoner’ is slowly getting closer to becoming a reality – in light of new legislation spearheaded by Barney Frank (D-Massachusetts) and Ron Paul (R-Texas), the federal prohibition on marijuana could be coming to an end, leaving the laws and policies surrounding marijuana up to individual states. The Ending Federal Marijuana Prohibition Act could mean that some states can decide that producing, distributing and possessing marijuana is perfectly legal!
For all those who are reveling in this news, Adams Media has a little recommendation for you: The Quotable Stoner is an extensive collection of “baked, lit-up, and zonked-out quotes” from notorious stoners such as Willie Nelson and Snoop Dogg and even seemingly straight-edge Jennifer Aniston.
Here are some HIGHlights (get it??):
“They have done study after study on this issue of marijuana-every administration since, like, FDR. You know what they found out? It makes you want to eat SpaghettiO’s right out of the saucepan. That’s the worst thing”- Bill Maher
“Is listening to Pink Floyd in the dark a medical condition?”- Jon Stewart, The Daily Show
“Never give up the ganja” - Morgan Freeman
“It’s a great sport, baseball. You can spend eight months on grass and not get busted.” - Bob Hope (to the troops)
“What makes us so dangerous is that we’re harmless” – Tommy Chong
“I smoke marijuana sometimes a lot everyday.” – Greer Barnes
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