Where have we been, you wonder? Digging ourselves out of a pile of AMAZING new humor titles! You see what I did there? Good save. Also, we think our blogs may be suffering from Seasonal Affective Disorder, so we’ve gone ahead and scheduled a few therapy sessions, FTW!
But I’m serious. This new list of titles is pretty awesome – ranging from supreme geekiness (which, you know, is my steeze) to helpful, to kinda naughty (we talk about private parts!!!). Check ‘em out:
Geektionary: From Anime to Zettabyte, An A to Z Guide to all Things Geek
by Gregory Bergman and Josh Lambert
“Dude, I’m totally into the WoW MMORPG. My avatar’s at sixtieth level. But my parents are such twelve o’clock flashers they’re always on my case about it.”
Whether they’re fifteen or fifty, into science fiction, movies, or D&D, geeks have their own language, full of strange and mysterious words, phrases, and acronyms. But now there’s an easy way to understand them!
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Robot Haiku: Poems for Humans to Read Until Their Robots Decide It’s Kill Time
by Ray Salemi
Cyborgs. Androids. Drones. T-800. HAL 9000. R-4-P17. Fembots, Autobots. Orbots. Robots are everywhere–and don’t let them fool you. Even if they were made to sweep your floors, they won’t be happy until they’ve left you in the dust.
In this book, you’ll learn the truth about the robots that inhabit our world. From wood chipper droids to lawyerbots, these are the robots that will destroy you when you least expect it–one punchy, pithy, paranoid poem at a time!
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The Penis Name Book: A Guide to Naming Man’s Best Friend
By David Rosenthal and Saryn Chorney
Boy, oh, boy, it’s a difficult decision when it comes to naming a guy’s manhood. Does one go respectable with Peter O’Toole? Or hip with the Big Lebowski? Or choose one with a little more flavor, like Charleston Chew? With so many possibilities, it could really drive a person nuts!
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WTF? Women: How to Survive 101 of the Worst F*#!-ing Situations with the Ladies
By Gregory Bergman and Jodi Miller
Your wingman refuses to jump on a grenade. During sex, your girlfriend calls out her ex’s name. Your wife went from having a sweet ass to a fat ass. And all you can think is . . . WTF?
It’s the one topic that pisses men off yet keeps them coming back for more–women. From hookups to breakups, this book handles the most f*#!-ed-up scenarios men face with the fairer (and far more confusing) sex. It’s the perfect relationship manual for men, as it ditches the Dr. Phil advice and gives actual (if not always appropriate) assistance during the shittiest of dilemmas.
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A**holeology: The Cheat Sheet
By Chris Illuminati
Whatever the problem, an asshole knows how to deal. And for those who don’t–but want to–there’s this guide. It takes the concepts covered in the bestselling original and applies them to everyday life.
Now you can quit being a pansy and get what you want without looking like a douchebag. It’s spelled out step by step. Need to sign a new account? Done. Score better seats to the playoff game? Handled. Pick up that girl at the bar? Easy when you’re an asshole.